The of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the to give him some job to do.The farmer told him to clean the of the cows. The farmer thought that to somebody coming from the city, working the whole life sitting in an office, it will take over a week to finish the job, but for his surprise the manager finished the job in less than one day.The next day the farmer gave to the manager a more difficult job: to cut the of 500 chickens. The farmer was sure that the manager will not be able to do the job, but at the end of the day the job was done.The next morning, as most of the jobs in the farm were done, the farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two boxes: one box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes.
At the end of the day the farmer saw that the manager was sitting in front of the potatoes bag, but the two boxes were empty.The farmer asked the manager: 'How is that you made such difficult jobs during the first days, and now you cannot do this simple job?' The manager answered: 'Listen, all my life I'm cutting heads and dealing with shit, but now you ask me to make. A and a are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
Farmer Joke 15 A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow’s ear. The farmer didn’t think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder. Farmer Joke 16. Farmer JOKES (random) A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, 'I think I can stand over the hole!' So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, 'Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up.' And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.The moral of the story:If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up!
Your bad mood isn’t going to last for long. These farm puns will make you laugh until the cows come home. As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep.I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?Because he was out standing in his field.
What farm animal keeps the best time?A watch dog. Why can’t the bankrupt farmer complain?Because he’s got no beef. What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?Udder nonsense. What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?He got a hot-diggity-dog. What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?What a miss-steak. Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?He wanted sweet and sour pork.
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit into the pen?“There’s more there than meets the sty.” 11. Why do cows like being told farmer jokes?Because they like being amoosed. Why did the pig take a bath?Because the farmer said, “Hogwash”. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?Where’s popcorn? What new crop did the farmer plant?Beets me. What kind of pigs know karate?Pork chops.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?Straw-berries. What do farmers use to make crop circles?A pro-tractor. Did you hear about the magic tractor?It turned into a field. Did you hear about the wooden tractor?It had wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden transmission and wooden work. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?You take me for grunted.
Where does a farmer get his medicine from?The farm-acist. 22. Why are farmers cruel?Because they pull corn by the ears.
23. How did the farmer find his lost cow?He tractor down. 24. I asked a farmer if it’s easy to milk a cow.He said, “Sure. Any jerk can do it.” 25. Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”?Because it was always running out of the pen.
Welcome to the ONLY official fanpage for Family Farm! Beautiful plants, cute animals, amazing machines, fantastic buildings - more incredible - they are connected! Family farm seaside for pc. Manage your own farm in the online multiplayer farm game Family Barn. You start with a small plot of land and a limited amount of money and crops. Begin by planting and harvesting crops. You can sell your crops, or you can purchase farm animals and feed them crops like clover, corn, and carrots. 5,499 likes 6 talking about this. Work the farm in this game of 19th century farmsteading and build a home for your families. Clicking cows won't earn you any cash. Available for. 5,486 likes 11 talking about this. Family Barn is a cool farming game made by Plinga. Grow crops, raise animals, fix barns and other farm buildings and live the life of a farmer.
What is a Happy Farmer’s favorite candy?A Jolly Rancher. Where do farmers send their kids to grow?Kinder-garden. What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?Laughing stock. What’s the best part of farming?Getting down and dirty with my hoes. What did the farmer get when he crossed an owl with a goat?A ‘Hootinanny.’ 31. No farm building should ever, under any circumstances, be used as a conventBarn nun. Grain farmers have a tough life.They barley survive from wheat to wheat.
I tried to navigate the farmer’s fieldBut it was a maize.